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rrevolutionaries:

[puts head in hands] oh god he’s so attractive

(Source: asriels)

paradacsa-an:

jaceheromdale:

it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish

i’ve never read something so accurate

(Source: siriusblaack)

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

robottko:

borderlineotaku:

okay so apparently a redditer made a spreadsheet for his wife listing all the times she refused to have sex with him and the reasons why and is trying to shame her for it and make her feel bad for saying no

like how fucking gross is that

Its disgusting. I had to unfriend people that my family is friends with on facebook because they were posting it and going “god this is pathetic” and “why is she refusing all she has to do is lay there” and I almost tore into them

jutsei:

Playing a co-op game for the first time with friends who are very good at it

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eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

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