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smpitrnal:

the size of my thighs makes me so sad

shubbabang:

those times when you stretch and end up cracking a joint so loud its just

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fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

(Source: zerogoukki)

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666-slut:

when your crush posts a new selfie

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verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

pandafreakforlife:

I haven’t talked to one of friends my friends for like 5 days because the last conversations we had were me complaining about stuff and I felt bad because I started feeling conceited and now I cant think of anything to talk about because my mood hasn’t changed. Depression and anxiety isn’t fun!

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supreme-goose-overlord:

baby dragons that haven’t learned how to breath fire yet and just stumble around blowing smoke and trying to look as intimidating as their parents. dragon children that can’t control their fire and nearly set the entire forest on fire whenever they sneeze. teenage dragons whose voices crack whenever they try to roar. elderly dragons who gather the children around to tell them stories and blow smoke rings for them. dragons.